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this nerdy guy's phone went off

cooler kid: who was that your girlfriend?
everyone laughs
nerd: nope it was yours.
silence.

matterycookiezz:

sweaterprincess:

lifeisuselessifyoucantdream:

w-arum:

maddiearandus:

im-losinq-my-fuckinq-mind:

And that is what I really think.
Depression, is not a nice thing.

THE BEST THING ON TUMBLR EVER..

LIFE***

Wow.

Thank you, someone, for finally saying it.

Fucking great description! 

virginfrank:

insertroublehere:

socialjusticeprincesses:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.

Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

As someone struggling to find a job, it annoys me when people refuse to do theirs properly for no good reason. I hope they get fired and someone more deserving replaces them.

~ Mulan

As a barista, I do not understand how someone else could possibly choose  to not give someone soy milk. 1) They fucking paid for that and 2) they could actually be allergic and what kind of asshole would actually be okay with giving someone something that they’re allergic to or that would make them vomit? Like seriously… some people. I’m so sorry that any of you have faced people like that. 

Everyone here is only commenting on “they could be lactose intolerant!” Or “they could need specific diets that could make them sick otherwise!” But JFC idc why they ordered it I don’t care if they’re lactose intolerant, vegan, or just like the way it tastes you don’t fuck around with their order because it’s WRONG not just because there’s a chance it could make them sick. Idc if someone comes in with some attitude acting better than you and makes a whole speech about how they became vegan, you don’t purposefully fuck up their order. You don’t need to make up “what if they NEED IT” scenarios to show how messed up this all is.

virginfrank:

insertroublehere:

socialjusticeprincesses:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.

Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

As someone struggling to find a job, it annoys me when people refuse to do theirs properly for no good reason. I hope they get fired and someone more deserving replaces them.

~ Mulan

As a barista, I do not understand how someone else could possibly choose  to not give someone soy milk. 1) They fucking paid for that and 2) they could actually be allergic and what kind of asshole would actually be okay with giving someone something that they’re allergic to or that would make them vomit? Like seriously… some people. I’m so sorry that any of you have faced people like that. 

Everyone here is only commenting on “they could be lactose intolerant!” Or “they could need specific diets that could make them sick otherwise!” But JFC idc why they ordered it I don’t care if they’re lactose intolerant, vegan, or just like the way it tastes you don’t fuck around with their order because it’s WRONG not just because there’s a chance it could make them sick. Idc if someone comes in with some attitude acting better than you and makes a whole speech about how they became vegan, you don’t purposefully fuck up their order. You don’t need to make up “what if they NEED IT” scenarios to show how messed up this all is.

Here, in front of you all, my first and last vow…

(Source: lestraade)

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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(Source: jointlit)

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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(Source: jointlit)

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

(Source: saddestsad)

my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT

(Source: kitschyofficial)